FLASH! (Associated Press) Convicted North Korean spy and computer genius, I Foo Yoo (see Nov 22 post), staged a daring prison break January 6 from her colorful padded cell in the living room. Surveillance footage captured on tape the breakout. Foo Yoo was last seen crawling toward the kitchen and is believed to be hiding in a cupboard under the counter. A trail of Cheerios led authorities there. A SWAT team consisting of Mommy, Daddy and Nogary (the family dog) has the cupboard staked out.




A strong odor emanating from under the kitchen counter has led authorities to believe that Foo Yoo may soon surrender so that she can have her diaper changed.