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CAUGHT IN THE ACT

For weeks FBI cyber experts have been stymied in their effort to trace the source of a dangerous breach in their computer network. Access to thousands of sensitive files was gained illegally by a fiendishly clever computer hacker and the Bureau, despite assigning dozens of counter-intelligence agents to the case, had made little progress in sealing the leak until today when a security camera caught the culprit in the act of downloading top secret files.

The 34-year-old midget and North Korean spy I Foo Yoo, alias Baby Face Carlsen, has been arraigned in federal court and charged with espionage. Posing as a 5-month-old baby, Baby Face Carlsen was caught with over 1000 files hidden in her diaper bag. Her secret to gaining access to sensitive computers has been her ability to fool her parents into believing that all she can do is suck on a bottle and poo her diapers. “We never dreamed she could crawl, let alone hack a computer” said her distraught parents.

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BABY OR DANGEROUS SPY?

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